thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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