that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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