My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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