Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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