Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
