i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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