I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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