And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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