just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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