I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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