just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
420 ftw
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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