apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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