This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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