Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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