and she was petting her beer can
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She needs sedatives and a leash
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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