there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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