I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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