his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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