I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
