I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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