I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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