Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Randomize
