Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Randomize
