bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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