i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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