This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
