oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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