There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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