There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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