I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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