i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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