"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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