so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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