that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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