Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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