I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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