wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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