the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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