it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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