It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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