just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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