If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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