that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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