But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i think i just lost a toe
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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