Walk of Shame. In a state park.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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