fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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