god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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