I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you had me at cake vodka
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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