DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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