Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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