Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
